Okay, let's just say that you were working long hours outside the house all week. And your significant other is also working long hours outside the house. So you decide, in your infinite wisdom, that since you still have a lot of computer work to do that evening, not to mention laundry and picking up, and all those other things that just, try as you might, won't do themselves, that you will just pick up a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store along with a few sides.
So you rush home and throw the store bought mac and cheese in the microwave, set the table and paw through the fridge for leftovers that you can add to dinner. You everything done and your significant other walks through the door minutes later and tells you that someone brought him a really late lunch around 3 so he isn't really hungry.
Even though you never actually slaved over the proverbial hot stove is it still legal in all 50 states to shoot him?
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Naw, then you would have to clean up the blood. Just stop fixing dinner. Tell him that so-and-so bought you a late lunch and you weren't hungry so you didn't think about dinner.
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